December 2011
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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family member: i bet you have a boyfriend now!!!!
me:
family member: i'm sure all the boys at school are just falling at your feet!!!!!!
me:
family member: are you dating anyone????
me:
family member: so who's heart are you breaking now?????
me:
family member: maybe next holiday you'll introduce us to the lucky guy!!!
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She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through...
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That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce... →
funniest10k:
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Reblog if you never seen a pregnant Chinese lady
ricecrackerzz:
That seriously never crossed my mind ! I never seen one , yet Chinese people are multiplying like its nothing .
Have they figured out how to clone people?
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Every time I log on Tumblr lately
oliveswind:
benaddict-cumberbitch:
bbcsherlockftw:
crazybee:
Oh my god. GPOY to the fuckin’ MAX.
Everything akjfhsdk
yes.
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“I mean, I’ve spent most of my time with Chris, but I’ve only been there for a...”
– Darren Criss on Chris Colfer (via singlemostinterestingkid)
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I have managed to make 219 pages on my blog in a mere 7 weeks o.O
I have a problem…
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hellyeahdarrencriss:
sigh. unpopular.
i really really really really really really really really really really hate the crisscolfer ship.
don’t kill me.
me too.
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Why I use social networks
rileysvampire:
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
She’s the girl that has a few best friends &...
danciing-on-the-shore:
e-mansterrr:
I want this girl!
lol my life, except i sleep with a piggy<3
yep. sounds like me (:
My Life:
Friends: Where the fuck do you get all of these Darren photos?
Me: Tumbl..... um. Google
Friends: wow you have no life
Me: Oh I know.
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What’s wrong with me? I’m listening to music instead of watching the episode of Doctor Who that is on the TV. Obviously I currently love Darren Criss and Starkid more than Doctor Who o.O
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I Wonder How Many Times I'd Have To Say His Name...
theeliteadonislovesklaine:
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I'm crying!! : I was walking around in a Target...
oharaandguys:
sebadf:
i’m still crying over this…
I can’t stop crying.
omg. tears. all over my face
brb crying </3
This actually brought me to tears.
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im crying :’(
:’(
brb crying my eyes out. :’(
:’/
</3
:’( im crying…
.____.
the-yellow-dubber-rucky:
I have this entire song memorized word for word…sad…no, totally awesome…YES!
^Haha me too (: I typed all the lyrics out on my calculator in maths this year instead of doing my work… woops…
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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Imagine if Darren Criss and Robert Pattinson ever...
Darren: Well it's like... if I was a unicorn...
Robert: Yeah! Yeah and you can just hop from cloud to cloud.
Darren: Exactly! And it would be like... this totally organic way of travelling around.
Robert: And then this weird alien would pop out and try to ride you.
Darren: Exactly man, exactly. Hey, what was the question?
Interviewer: The question was "Who in Hollywood do you look up to?"
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